Reserving a table

[muddy]

I am maybe going to reserve a table at the IBA banquet, is anyone interested in sitting at an all Iowawhitetail table rather than being placed randomly? If you are post here and we'll start trading emails, if I can get 10 people comitted then we might have a BINGO!

[Ghost]

Mudd...I sent in an order for 6 tickets...

Tell Kurt that you want all the Iowawhitetail guys/gals in the same area like last year.

I'm sure he will accommodate us... http://www.iowawhitetail.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif

[CamoMan]

Muddy, get your table order in early. Don't worry, you'll have no trouble filling it. I already filled mine.

[ElkHunter]

Order early

Kurt & Denita do a great job,but it's not easy trying to keep everyone where they want to sit.

[muddy]

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Mudd...I sent in an order for 6 tickets...

Tell Kurt that you want all the Iowawhitetail guys/gals in the same area like last year.

I'm sure he will accommodate us... http://www.iowawhitetail.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif

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How do they know who is with who? Do they ask who you're affiliated with or something? If I could just say "put me next to my buddy Ghost" that'd be sweet and easy instead of having to hunt people down for my cash.

[CamoMan]

I just sent in a check for a table of 10. I already knew who would be at my table, so I included their names. Not sure if the names were a requirement or not. I asked if they could have our table near other Iowawhitetail tables. 'Bonker is at our's, so that may or may not be a great idea.

[Ghost]

Yes, just make a note that you would like to sit next to BONKER and seal it up with your check...

[teeroy]

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'Bonker is at our's, so that may or may not be a great idea.


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probably isn't, but i feel, that it is easier to keep an eye on him, if he is at the same table. instead of him sneaking up on me, i can sic him on others http://www.iowawhitetail.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[moosehunter]

Put me down Matt. I promise not to fart........ http://www.iowawhitetail.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif

[Cornfed]

Does anyone know the time the banquet starts?... estimated finish time?... I need to travel back to Cedar Rapids that night... http://www.iowawhitetail.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

I am very interested as long as I am guaranteed a seat ACROSS the table from Moosehunter http://www.iowawhitetail.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/nono.gif

[muddy]

Cool, right now this is the tentative list... subject to change on a couple but pretty much in stone.

JNRBRONC
moosehunter
youngmoose
jkratz
all4s
Shoot2Kill (& wife)
Cornfed
muddy

[Fishbonker]

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Put me down Matt. I promise not to fart........ http://www.iowawhitetail.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif

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What are you Perry? Some kinda fun hater? No matter how far appart our tables are I'm gonna stand up and blame you.

The IBA is gonna keep the seating chart a secret until the last minute so there isn't a stampede to stay up wind of CamoMan's table. Nobody will be allowed to scout the area for prevailing air currents prior to the banquet. Not that I'd ever pass gas in public or anything but teeroy might.

The 'Bonker

[dbltree]

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Put me down Matt. I promise not to fart........ http://www.iowawhitetail.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif

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What are you Perry? Some kinda fun hater? Nobody will be allowed to scout the area for prevailing air currents prior to the banquet. The 'Bonker

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Perhaps it might be best to bring a long a bottle of wind checker powder http://www.iowawhitetail.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif (or a canary.. http://www.iowawhitetail.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif)

[moosehunter]

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What are you Perry? Some kinda fun hater? No matter how far appart our tables are I'm gonna stand up and blame you.

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I always blame the kids anyway....... http://www.iowawhitetail.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wedgie.gif

[teeroy]

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Not that I'd ever pass gas in public or anything but teeroy might.



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you can count on that. more of a given than death and taxes, but just to be sure, now i'll "stoke the fire"

[Fishbonker]

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Not that I'd ever pass gas in public or anything but teeroy might.



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you can count on that. more of a given than death and taxes, but just to be sure, now i'll "stoke the fire"

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Looks like I'll have to make a batch of sour kraut chilli just for self defense.

The 'Bonker

[teeroy]

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Looks like I'll have to make a batch of sour kraut chilli just for self defense

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uncle. i give. i don't wanna play anymore. that kraut smells like crap rolled in hot sick before it goes in, i don't want to find out what bonks throws after eating that trash mixed in some kind of ass-death chilli.

[muddy]

especially when he's drinking king cobra malt liquor

[CamoMan]

I don't want to discourage potential attenders of the banquet, but I just got an email today confirming that my table (with Bonker and Teeroy) will be next to the other Iowawhitetail tables. Enter the banquet room at your own risk.

[dbltree]

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Enter the banquet room at your own risk

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http://www.iowawhitetail.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doah.gif http://www.iowawhitetail.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bigshock.gif

Hope there's no smoking in there...could be dangerous... http://www.iowawhitetail.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/flame.jpg

[Renobber]

Do you have to be an iba member to go to this? and if so how much does it cost?

[dbltree]

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Do you have to be an iba member to go to this? and if so how much does it cost?

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I'm not sure if you have to be...but you ought to be! http://www.iowawhitetail.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif

Join the IBA (http://www.iowabowhunters.org/join.asp)

[teeroy]

you have to be a member to purchae tickets

[CamoMan]

Muddy, did you get your table filled?
Here is the list of people at CamoKid's table:
Fishbonker - LXshooter - Full Quiver - Camoman - Teeroy - Highjumper - Ironwood - MC Hunter - Barb (Mrs. Wood)
And of course - CamoKid.
So, Who's at some of the other tables?

[Fishbonker]

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CamoKid's table: Barb (Mrs. Wood)

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Uhh, "Barb"? Only cool people sit at CammoKid's table and part of being cool is having a catchy nickname or screen name. So, "Barb", either you can come up with one or we'll give you one. I'd suggest the former rather than the latter. Unless, of course, "Barb" is short for "Barbarella" then its way cooler than Fishbonker. If not, you got till the middle of Febuary to name yourself, or we'll do it for ya. Oh yeah, we get approval of your nickname too.

The 'Bonker

[muddy]

I'm full up, didn't take as long as I thought. Should be a fun table.

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JNRBRONC
moosehunter
youngmoose
jkratz
all4s
Shoot2Kill (& wife)
Cornfed & buddy
muddy

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[NebraskaWhitetail]

Where's Mrs. Muddy? http://www.iowawhitetail.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif http://www.iowawhitetail.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Shredder]

Still tickets available I hope???

[ElkHunter]

Tickets are available

[dbltree]

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So, "Barb", either you can come up with one or we'll give you one.

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and if they "give" you one...they'll most likely give you a name tag to go along with it! http://www.iowawhitetail.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.iowawhitetail.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Being a gentleman...I'll have no part in such shenaigans... http://www.iowawhitetail.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif http://www.iowawhitetail.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evil.gif http://www.iowawhitetail.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evil.gif

[teeroy]

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Uhh, "Barb"? Only cool people sit at CammoKid's table and part of being cool is having a catchy nickname or screen name. So, "Barb", either you can come up with one or we'll give you one. I'd suggest the former rather than the latter. Unless, of course, "Barb" is short for "Barbarella" then its way cooler than Fishbonker. If not, you got till the middle of Febuary to name yourself, or we'll do it for ya. Oh yeah, we get approval of your nickname too.


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man, i'm gonna get my ass chewed, or atleast a crap-load of dirty looks for this one, but....
bonks, i'm afraid barb already has an IW approved nickname. i think it was kat (could have been me, but i'm almost 100% sure it was kat) that was introduced to barb at the classic 2 years ago, and said something to the effect of..."oh, you are mrs. Wood"

a good laugh was had by all...or most...probably just me. the look on "mrs. Wood's" face was priceless, but not a look of amusement
http://www.iowawhitetail.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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[Fishbonker]

I shall then aquiesce to the aforementioned nickname and "Barb" shall from henceforth and forevermore be known to all as "Mrs Wood". Beats the crap outa "Babs".

So Mrs. Wood, care for a bowl of sourkraut chilli with a side of broccalli and cauliflower to go along with the 40 of King Cobra?

The 'Bonker

[muddy]

Sure gunna be funny when she kicks you square in the balls.

[dbltree]

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Sure gunna be funny when she kicks you square in the balls.

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This party's getting more interesting all the time! http://www.iowawhitetail.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.iowawhitetail.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

P.S... TICKETS STILL AVAILABLE http://www.iowawhitetail.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif

[CamoMan]

Okay - I'm willing to trade 'Bonker from my table for one other Iowawhitetail member, and two desserts to be named later.

[muddy]

He's ALLLLLL yours.

[muddy]

You should have figured it out by now CamoMan, nature gives us great signs on when to just BACK AWAY! Sorry Tom http://www.iowawhitetail.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

http://www.iowawhitetail.com/photopost/data/500/41110323_w.jpg

[Full Quiver]

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Sure gunna be funny when she kicks you square in the balls.

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http://www.iowawhitetail.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
A show before the show...can't wait!

[Limb Chicken]

There are plenty. http://www.iowawhitetail.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evil.gif

[Fishbonker]

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Sure gunna be funny when she kicks you square in the balls.

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Uhhhh, remember my wife has the boys, so Mrs Wood can kick all she wants. Ain't gonna hurt me none. Uhhhh, just in case, anybody got a cup, extra large size, that I can borrow? Don't bother to clean it before you lend it to me cause I won't clean it before I give it back. Or I'll tell you I did but it would be a fib.

The 'Bonker

[CamoMan]

Alright, a new offer - I'll trade him for one other Iowawhitetail member, and I'll give you MY dessert.

[muddy]

http://www.iowawhitetail.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

I'll trade me for him, he can sit at my table and I'll sit at yours. http://www.iowawhitetail.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif Then the problem would be him getting up and walking over to your table and starting the ruckus so I'll just plan on sitting at my table and watching from a distance. You can't control the Bonker, you can only hope to contain him. http://www.iowawhitetail.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/busted.gif http://www.iowawhitetail.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/busted.gif http://www.iowawhitetail.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/busted.gif

[Fishbonker]

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You should have figured it out by now CamoMan, nature gives us great signs on when to just BACK AWAY! Sorry Tom http://www.iowawhitetail.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

http://www.iowawhitetail.com/photopost/data/500/41110323_w.jpg

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And here is a sign that Ma Nature gives you after you didn't back away but should have.

http://www.iowawhitetail.com/photopost/data/535/269Funeral_003-med.jpg

Ole Ma Nature only has one teaching tool and that tool is PAIN.

You know, I've made a career outa helpin people beat both Ma Nature and Darwin.

The 'Bonker

[Limb Chicken]

I'm tellin you this Tom. Every time I think about or start to do something that may put me in harms way the first thing I think about is my wife and kids. The second is images like this that make me realize there is a chance you would be on the flight that may take me to the hospital... Scares me out of whatever I was thinking of doing... http://www.iowawhitetail.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evil.gif

http://www.iowawhitetail.com/photopost/data/535/269Funeral_003-med.jpg