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Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and an American are out walking
along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie
pops out of it.
"I will give you each one wish, " says the genie.
The American says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in America."
With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in America was forever
made fertile for farming.
The Frenchman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around France, so that
no one can come into our precious country."
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' - there was a huge wall
around France.
The Englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this
wall.
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and
nothing can get in or out."
The Englishman says, "Fill it up with water."
Hope you like that. No offense to anybody.
along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie
pops out of it.
"I will give you each one wish, " says the genie.
The American says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in America."
With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in America was forever
made fertile for farming.
The Frenchman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around France, so that
no one can come into our precious country."
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' - there was a huge wall
around France.
The Englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this
wall.
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and
nothing can get in or out."
The Englishman says, "Fill it up with water."
Hope you like that. No offense to anybody.
