Old Buck
Life Member
This has nothing to do with whitetail. On the other hand it might come in handy when you are trying to get permission to go hunting next fall.
It is written from the perspective of one woman to another. If you have ever lived with a woman I think you will enjoy reading this.
Old Buck
The Hormone Hostage
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month
when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very
life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as
common as a driver's license in the wallet of every
husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate. !
Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who
might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning!
And remember: Money talks...but chocolate sings.
Another thing to giggle about... My significant other, not happy
with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so
he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good
mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big
red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds.
Here have some chocolate .
It is written from the perspective of one woman to another. If you have ever lived with a woman I think you will enjoy reading this.
Old Buck
The Hormone Hostage
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month
when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very
life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as
common as a driver's license in the wallet of every
husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate. !
Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who
might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning!
And remember: Money talks...but chocolate sings.
Another thing to giggle about... My significant other, not happy
with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so
he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good
mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big
red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds.
Here have some chocolate .
