Big Turnip Heads-up

[turkeyriver]

Just so you guys in this contest know, Fishbonker,aka Mr. Big Turnip, is planning some radical fertilizer tactics. Could be just a rumor, but I heard he may buy some steroids from the local gym, weight-lifter guys, and do some direct bulb injections. Course from looking at him, I doubt he knows where the gym is.

 

[ironwood]

Just so you guys in this contest know, Fishbonker,aka Mr. Big Turnip, is planning some radical fertilizer tactics. Could be just a rumor, but I heard he may buy some steroids from the local gym, weight-lifter guys, and do some direct bulb injections. Course from looking at him, I doubt he knows where the gym is.

Everything stated by turkeyriver supports the information I have received.

 

[dedgeez]

We'll just have to put a * by his name if he wins. I heard if you inject your bulbs with roids, they will shrivel and have a hard time producing nutrients

 

[Fishbonker]

I will do anything to be Mr. Big Turnip. I will spare no expense, I will do whatever it takes. THE POWER, THE GLORY AND THE FAME WILL BE ALL MINE!!!!!!!!! Food plotters everywhere will be clamoring for my secret formula. Too bad I can only unrinate so much in one day. Charlie Sheen may have tiger blood, but I got 'Bonker piss.

And of course I know where the gym is. I just never go there. They don't sell bourbon.

 

[BOWDUDE]

Deer hitting the turnips!!

Looks like somethings been a munch'in, moved trail cam on the plot.