Deer camp idea

[dedgeez]

The guys were all at a deer camp.
No one wanted to room with Bonker, because he snored so badly.
They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with
Him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Bonker and comes to breakfast the
Next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you?
He said, "Bonker snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn.
In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!
He said, 'Man, that Bonker shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."

The third night was Daryls turn.
Daryl was a tanned, older farmer , a man's man.
The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
"Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bonker into bed, patted him on the butt,
And kissed him good night. Bonker sat up and watched me all night."

 

[LoessHillsArcher]

Hilarious!

 

[scottonbuck]

Funny stuff right there

 

[turkeyriver]

A couple years ago Bonker and I wanted to go on a guided goose hunt. Naturally, we figured a guide named "dedgeez" would really put us on the birds. First morning we drove and drove and drove, further back in the boonies with each mile. Finally we came upon a guy doing the wild thing with a sheep whose head had become stuck in the fence. dedgeez pulls over, rolls down the window and yells, "Fred, what you got going there?" Fred yells back,'dedgeez old buddy, you want a little of this action?" dedgeez looks at us with imploring eyes and asks if it would be OK to delay the hunt a few minutes. Bonker and I look at each other in fear and tell him to go ahead. So dedgeez jumps out of the truck, unsnaps his pants, and sticks his head in the fence next to the sheep.

 

[muddy]

wow.......

 

[huntemup]

A couple years ago Bonker and I wanted to go on a guided goose hunt. Naturally, we figured a guide named "dedgeez" would really put us on the birds. First morning we drove and drove and drove, further back in the boonies with each mile. Finally we came upon a guy doing the wild thing with a sheep whose head had become stuck in the fence. dedgeez pulls over, rolls down the window and yells, "Fred, what you got going there?" Fred yells back,'dedgeez old buddy, you want a little of this action?" dedgeez looks at us with imploring eyes and asks if it would be OK to delay the hunt a few minutes. Bonker and I look at each other in fear and tell him to go ahead. So dedgeez jumps out of the truck, unsnaps his pants, and sticks his head in the fence next to the sheep.

Two questions:

1. Were the goose decoys inflatable?

and

2. Was the truck paid for?

 

[JakeWym]

 

[dedgeez]

Finally we came upon a guy doing the wild thing with a sheep whose head had become stuck in the fence.

Now I know why Bonker has those Velcro gloves!

 

[Fishbonker]

Finally we came upon a guy doing the wild thing with a sheep whose head had become stuck in the fence.

Now I know why Bonker has those Velcro gloves!

Dude, you were the one with his head stuck in the fence. I done toll you you dint need to wear them lambs wool diapers any more anyway.

Like my pappy always toll me, you can't make a u turn but you can make a dedgeez back up.

And besides, if Daryl had tucked me in, slapped my butt and kissed my cheek I'da been awake all night waiting for him to finish what he started.

 

[dedgeez]

I knew this guy looked familiar, the hawaiin shirt gave you away!