Way to go Willie. From "WJS" to "WRS".
Willie, er, uh, I mean Mr. Suchy was on channel 8 outa the quad cities Sunday night talking about deer hunting. Can't remember zactly what he said as I was half asleep but I'm sure it was incredibly informative. At first I thought they were interviewing Big Foot so imagine my disappointment when I woke up enough to realize it was only WJS, or was it? What better way for the American Sasquatch Society to try and prove that A.S.S. is right about there being Sasquatchas amoung us by geting one appointed to a Wildlife Research Supervisor. I've always been a big fan of A.S.S. In fact I'm a card carrying Life Member of A.S.S. We don't think you have to be an A.S.S. to belive in Sasquatch, but it helps. A.S.S. is always looking for a few good men and women who belive in the A.S.S. way of life. A.S.S. wholey belives that everybody has a little A.S.S. in them and we hope Willie will prove, through rigorus wildlife research that, once and for all, Big Foot does exist. All he has to do is look in the mirror.
I did hear a story about some of Willie's "wildlife" research during his college years. Lets just save that for another time, shall we?
The 'Bonker