Father's Day Story

[Rackaddict]

This is just a cute story by John Maxwell I heard in church Sunday. It goes something like this. One night John was putting his kids down for the night. He came into his 3 year old sons room, read him a story tucked him in and said his prayers with him. He then went to sit down and open his mail when only a minute later the little guy says," Daddy, I need a dink!" John responds, "Go to sleep son, your just trying to stay up longer." Another minute later, "Daddy I need a dink!" John says, "Son, you don't need a drink, you had one when you brushed your teeth, now go to sleep!" Another minute passes and again. "Daddy, I need a dink!" This time John is a bit irritated and says, "Son, this is your last warning, if I here another peep there is going to be a spanking!" Now dead silence falls over the house, to the point of being uncomfortable. Then a little voice breaks the silence. "Daddy, when you come in here to give me my spanking, would you bring me a dink?" HOPE YOU ALL HAD A HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!

 

[DONW]

Here is my Church story:
The Pastor calls the children to the front of the church for the Sunday Children's Sermon.
When they have all been seated he leans over to little Julie and says, "My goodness Julie, you have on such a pretty dress today"!
Little Julie says,"Thank you, but my Mommy says it's a real B----- to iron".
From the mouth of babes--
Hope everyone was blessed with a great Father's Day.