DOUBLE LUNG
Active Member
The Flu Preventer
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her
eighties and had never been
married. She was admired for her sweetness and
kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she
showed him into her
quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat
while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young
minister noticed a cut-glass
bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with
water. In the water
floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to
chat. The pastor tried
to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and
its strange floater, but
soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist.
"Miss Beatrice", he said. "I wonder if you would tell
me about this?"
pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't
it wonderful? I was
walking through the park a few months ago and I found
this little package on
the ground. The directions said to place it on the
organ, keep it wet and
that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you
know I haven't had the
flu all winter."
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her
eighties and had never been
married. She was admired for her sweetness and
kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she
showed him into her
quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat
while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young
minister noticed a cut-glass
bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with
water. In the water
floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to
chat. The pastor tried
to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and
its strange floater, but
soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist.
"Miss Beatrice", he said. "I wonder if you would tell
me about this?"
pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't
it wonderful? I was
walking through the park a few months ago and I found
this little package on
the ground. The directions said to place it on the
organ, keep it wet and
that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you
know I haven't had the
flu all winter."