Here's a good one!

[DOUBLE LUNG]

The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So, I tied her up and went hunting.

 

[Limb Chicken]

That one...I will remember!

 

[1arrow]

That one is a classic, I love it

 

[djhunter]

How good does the computer work in the Hotel room?

Will have to forward this to my wife...

 

[avidhunter]

That one never gets old!

 

[baggin_bucks]

I dare you to tell your wife that joke. That is too good!!