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Federal Investigators suspend ISU Football Practice

(Ames, IA)--Iowa State Cyclones' football practice was delayed nearly two
hours today after players reported finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field. Practice was immediately suspended and
the police and federal investigators were called. After a complete
analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown
to Cyclone players was the GOAL LINE.

Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to
encounter the substance again.
 
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I was wondering how long it would take for this to start up.

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You're scared aren't ya!
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I was wondering how long it would take for this to start up.

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You're scared aren't ya!
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I'm not scared or anything! Especially the cockeyes! Well...maybe spiders
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Federal Investigators suspend ISU Football Practice

(Ames, IA)--Iowa State Cyclones' football practice was delayed nearly two
hours today after players reported finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field. Practice was immediately suspended and
the police and federal investigators were called. After a complete
analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown
to Cyclone players was the GOAL LINE.

Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to
encounter the substance again.

[/ QUOTE ]BAHAHAHAHA Go Hawks!
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Q: How do you circumcize a Cyclone?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
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Q: Why do Iowa State graduates keep their diplomas in the windshield of their pickups?

A: So they can park in handicapped spaces.
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Q: What's the difference between an Iowa State fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
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Q: What's the hardest thing about being an Iowa State Cyclone fan?
A: Telling your parents that you're gay.
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Q: Why don't Iowa State Cyclones fans let their kids play in sand boxes?
A: Because cats keep covering them up.
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How does Gene Chizik count to ten?
0-1; 0-2; 0-3; 0-4...
 
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I was wondering how long it would take for this to start up.

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You're scared aren't ya!
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I'm not scared or anything! Especially the cockeyes! Well...maybe spiders
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should be scared of panthers....nuff said
 
Q: Did you hear the story about the semi-truck carrying pigs that flipped over on the University of Iowa campus?

A: The officials had to check ID's before letting any of the Hawkeyes cheerleaders back on board.


Q: What do you get when you cross University of Iowa fan and a pig?

A: Nothing. There's some things that a pig will not do.

Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one day: an Iowa grad, an Iowa State grad, a Florida grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their alma mater.

As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They argued all the way up the mountain, and when they reached the top, the Notre Dame grad hurled himself off the mountain, shouting "This is for the Fighting Irish!" as he fell to his doom.

Not wanting to be out done, the Florida grad threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Gators!"

Seeing this, the Iowa State grad walked over and shouted "This is for the Cyclones!" and pushed the Hawkeyes fan off the side of the mountain.
 
I guess the cyclones aren't that bad, I mean they weren't the first school in NCAA history to get beat by a Division I-AA school, there was Mich. the week before them. Maybe ISU should join the IAHSAA so they can be competitive again.
 
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Maybe ISU should join the IAHSAA so they can be competitive again.

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Yep, some of us who have 8 man football teams would even let them keep all 11 - we're good sports
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not gonna lie, UNI is the best team in the state this year. Course I'm biased b/c I'm a former player.

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they are thriving now..
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What does a tornado have in common with an ISU cheerleader ?

eventually both will end up in a trailer park.

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Why do ISU cheerleaders wear bibs?

To keep the tobacco spit off their cheerleading uniforms...

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Directions to Jack Trice:

Travel North on I-35 to the vacinity of Ames.
When you start to smell it, take a left.
When you finally step in it, you know you are there.

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How do you get an ISU cheerleader into your dorm room?

Grease her up and push.

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Q: What separates a good football team from a great football team?
A: Interstates 35 and 80.

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Q: Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
A: Ames, Iowa. . . He knew that the police would never look for a Heisman Trophy winner there
 
What happens when you give a hawkeye fan Viagra?

……He gets taller! (think about it)



Did you hear that the hawkeye's are changing their mascot to a tampon?

……They are only good for one period and have no second string.


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they should have had UNI come over and tell them what it was...HAHAHAHA...GO PANTHERS!!!!

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Go Panthers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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