> A "Husband Shopping Center" was opened where a woman could go to choose
> from among many men, for her husband. It was laid out in five floors,
> with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the
> floors. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you
> must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you
> couldn't go back down except to leave the place.
>
> So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men.
>
> First floor, the door had a sign saying: "These men have jobs and love
> kids." The women read the sign and say: "Well that's better than not
> having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
>
> So up they go.
>
> Second floor says: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
> extremely good looking". Hmmm, say the girls. But, I wonder what's
> further up?".
>
> Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
> looking, love kids and help with the housework." Wow! say the women.
> Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up!?
>
> And so again, they go up.
>
> Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are
> extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong
> romantic streak." Oh, mercy me. But just think!?!?! What must be
> awaiting us further on!
>
> So up to the fifth floor they go.
>
> The sign on that door said: "This floor is just to prove that women are
> impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day. !!
> from among many men, for her husband. It was laid out in five floors,
> with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the
> floors. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you
> must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you
> couldn't go back down except to leave the place.
>
> So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men.
>
> First floor, the door had a sign saying: "These men have jobs and love
> kids." The women read the sign and say: "Well that's better than not
> having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
>
> So up they go.
>
> Second floor says: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
> extremely good looking". Hmmm, say the girls. But, I wonder what's
> further up?".
>
> Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
> looking, love kids and help with the housework." Wow! say the women.
> Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up!?
>
> And so again, they go up.
>
> Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are
> extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong
> romantic streak." Oh, mercy me. But just think!?!?! What must be
> awaiting us further on!
>
> So up to the fifth floor they go.
>
> The sign on that door said: "This floor is just to prove that women are
> impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day. !!