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Life Member
The Senate has just brainstormed a new bill that would make all non-resident applicants study an identification guide before being issued an IOWA HUNTING/FISHING LICENSE:
1.The slope shouldered farm boy you see has done more work before breakfast that you do all week.
2.It's called a gravel road..'No matter how slow you drive,you're going to get dust on your Navigator.
3.Iowan's all start hunting and fishing when are seven years old.Yes we saw Bambi and got over it.
4.Any references to "corn fed" when talking about our women will get you whipped...by our women.
5.Go ahead and bring your $600 fly rod.Don't cry to us when a flathead breaks it off at the handle.
6.Pull your pants up you look like an idiot.
7.If your cell phone rings when a bunch of mallards are making their final approach,it will be shot.It will help if it is not at your ear at the time.
8.There's no vegetarian specials on the menus,order steak.
9.If you bring COKE into IOWA,it had better be brown,wet,and served over ice!!
10.Iowa women hunt, fish and drive trucks because they want to.
11.We eat catfish,carp and turtle too.If you want sushi and caviar you can get it at a bait shop.
12.Pigs are pigs,and that's what they smell like.If you can't get over it,interstate 80 runs two ways,and 35 runs the other two.Pick one and use it accordingly.
13.The "OPENER" refers to the first day of hunting season.It's a religous holiday.You can get breakfast at the church.
14.Every person in a pickup waves,it's called being freindly.Understand the concept?
15.Iowa has golf courses.Don't hit into the water hazards,it disturbs the fishing.
1.The slope shouldered farm boy you see has done more work before breakfast that you do all week.
2.It's called a gravel road..'No matter how slow you drive,you're going to get dust on your Navigator.
3.Iowan's all start hunting and fishing when are seven years old.Yes we saw Bambi and got over it.
4.Any references to "corn fed" when talking about our women will get you whipped...by our women.
5.Go ahead and bring your $600 fly rod.Don't cry to us when a flathead breaks it off at the handle.
6.Pull your pants up you look like an idiot.
7.If your cell phone rings when a bunch of mallards are making their final approach,it will be shot.It will help if it is not at your ear at the time.
8.There's no vegetarian specials on the menus,order steak.
9.If you bring COKE into IOWA,it had better be brown,wet,and served over ice!!
10.Iowa women hunt, fish and drive trucks because they want to.
11.We eat catfish,carp and turtle too.If you want sushi and caviar you can get it at a bait shop.
12.Pigs are pigs,and that's what they smell like.If you can't get over it,interstate 80 runs two ways,and 35 runs the other two.Pick one and use it accordingly.
13.The "OPENER" refers to the first day of hunting season.It's a religous holiday.You can get breakfast at the church.
14.Every person in a pickup waves,it's called being freindly.Understand the concept?
15.Iowa has golf courses.Don't hit into the water hazards,it disturbs the fishing.