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hey ya'll i don't know we're allowed to post jokes or not but here's a pretty good one i heard today! i hope it doesn't offend anyone i just thought it was funny! <ul type="square">
there's a woman who walks in on this indian reservation and asks the cheif if it is ok if she does a report on the reservation for the nghtly news, the cheif says "no problem" [/list] <ul type="square">
as the news reporter begins walking around and observing the surroundings she runs in to this young brave running around with one feather sticking out of his head band so she stops the young brave and says "excuse me young brave but how did you get that feather sticking out of your headband" the young brave said "me sleep with one squall" she says "oh my" and writes that on her little sheet of paper [/list] <ul type="square">
as she begins to walk a little farther she runs into another young brave with 3 feathers in his headband so she asks him the same question and he says "me sleep with 3 squalls" so she says "oh wow" and writes that down on her little paper then begins to walk around again. [/list] <ul type="square">
just as she has made her walk all the way around the reservation she runs into yet another young brave with a headband plum full of feather hundreds of them and a hole bunch more on a string behind him [/list] <ul type="square"> so she says to the third young brave "wow young brave how did you get all of those feathers" [/list] <ul type="square"> the young brave replies "ah me sleep with hole tribe including the cheif" then the reporter said "OH DEAR" and the young brave said "OH NO, NO DEER, DEER ASS TO HIGH, RUN TOO FAST, BALLS GET STUCK ON BRIARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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there's a woman who walks in on this indian reservation and asks the cheif if it is ok if she does a report on the reservation for the nghtly news, the cheif says "no problem" [/list] <ul type="square">
as the news reporter begins walking around and observing the surroundings she runs in to this young brave running around with one feather sticking out of his head band so she stops the young brave and says "excuse me young brave but how did you get that feather sticking out of your headband" the young brave said "me sleep with one squall" she says "oh my" and writes that on her little sheet of paper [/list] <ul type="square">
as she begins to walk a little farther she runs into another young brave with 3 feathers in his headband so she asks him the same question and he says "me sleep with 3 squalls" so she says "oh wow" and writes that down on her little paper then begins to walk around again. [/list] <ul type="square">
just as she has made her walk all the way around the reservation she runs into yet another young brave with a headband plum full of feather hundreds of them and a hole bunch more on a string behind him [/list] <ul type="square"> so she says to the third young brave "wow young brave how did you get all of those feathers" [/list] <ul type="square"> the young brave replies "ah me sleep with hole tribe including the cheif" then the reporter said "OH DEAR" and the young brave said "OH NO, NO DEER, DEER ASS TO HIGH, RUN TOO FAST, BALLS GET STUCK ON BRIARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
