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Fishbonker

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This is a copy and paste from a post made on 10/17/2003:

We all know that body odor is caused by bacteria that normally live on your skin. There are a myriad of products out there that are touted to kill the bacteria that cause this odor. Most of the odor comes from your warm, dark and moist arm pits because it provides a perfect breeding ground for bacteria. You can use an antibacterial soap and special pit juice to keep the bacteria from growing back.

Picture the head of antiperspirant stick slathering its concoction in your pit. What do you see? My friends, you see HAIR. You see the antiperspirant caking on that HAIR. The goo doesn't get a chance to get on your skin where most of the bacteria grow. That stuff needs to get to the source to work. So next time you shower with scent killer soaps and before you put on the scent killer pit juice, grab your wife's, your girlfriend's, or your mom's razor and get rid of that odor holding pit hair. THEN slather on the deodorant. You will kill more bacteria and therefore be more scent free.

For the
scent control fanatics out there, there is one more very dark, moist and warm spot with plenty of hair that also holds odor, no it’s not Limb Chicken's beard, slightly farther south. Nicks and razor burn "down there" could be a problem. Proceed at your own peril.

This is also a great way to keep your wife, girlfriend or mother from using your razor to shave their legs. Just tell 'em if they use your razor you will use theirs. Or just tell em you used your razor on your pits. They won't ever touch it again.

Another warning, some of you might plug up the drain. Again, proceed with caution.

I think I've spent way too much time in my tree stand.

The clean shaven '
Bonker

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Here we are, almost 13 years later and scent control is still one of the most discussed topics.

This is my new plan:

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What can go wrong? This stuff smells just like Nose Jammer, it has an Indian on the label and it has “Legendary Quality”. I’ll just spray down and head to the stand.

Never one to put all my eggs in one basket this is my back up plan:

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I figure if a deer is a little spooky and won’t come within range I’ll just grab my can of Luck In A Hurry, spray some in the air and on my clothes and I’m sure that deer will walk right to me. I’d rather be lucky than good any day.

Have a great season everyone.
 
Hope you aren't planning on spraying that crap around this weekend. On second thought go ahead, the wind will be blowing so hard it won't matter. I put up a new 40 ft. high stand with a 8in.X 10in. platform on a high ridge. You'll love it up there.
 
I see that you have a new razor in the pics.. What happened to the straight blade?

You mean this one?

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Real men do it dry.

At this point I don't think I need a transfusion but I can't seem to get a couple of the nicks south of the equator to stop bleeding. I tried to get my wife to hold some direct pressure on the bleeders but she just sorta looked at me like I was nuts. Oh well. All bleeding eventually stops.
 
You mean this one?


Real men do it dry.

At this point I don't think I need a transfusion but I can't seem to get a couple of the nicks south of the equator to stop bleeding.

I thought it was a man rule on this site. No pics didn't happen. Good luck this weekend. You are devoted to something. :)
 
I thought it was a man rule on this site. No pics didn't happen.

Unfortunately posting rules trump man rules. Besides, my wife wouldn't take pics of me working on the southern hemisphere and taking a selfie while working down there was impossible.

I am feeling a little lightheaded and my wife just commented on how pale I look. Anybody got an extra pint or two of blood they don't need? Good thing I'm wearing Depends extra absorbent. Otherwise my chair would be a mess.
 
Haha! That's the one I am talking about! Looks like you sharpened it on the driveway again. :)

Has anyone told you that without the scruff you've got quite the baby face?
 
Just dawned on me who you look like Bonker. Uncle Fester on the old Adam's Family show, not the movie one. Damn I'm old. Google it you young pups.
 
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