DOUBLE LUNG
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Once upon a time, there was a Presidential election that was too close to call. Neither the Republican presidential candidate nor the Demorcratic Presidential candidate had enough votes to win the election.
Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the final winner. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court chanllenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the (manly) way to settle things.
The candidate that catches the most fish at the end of the week wins. After a lot of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a remote lake in Wisconsin. There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this remoste lake and return daily with their catches for counting and verification.
At the end of the first day, Bush returns to the starting line and he has 10 fish. Soon, Kerry returns and has zero fish.
Well, everyone assumes he is just having another bad day or something and hopeful he will catch up the next day. At the end of the 2nd day Bush comes in with 20 fish and Kerry comes in again with none. That evening, Ted Kennedy gets together secretly with Kerry and says, "I think W is a lowlife, cheatin' son of a gun. I want you to go out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see if he is cheating in any way."
The next night( after W comes back with 50 fish), Teddy says to Kerry, "Well, what about it, is W cheatin"?
"He sure is, Teddy, he's cutting holes in the ice"
Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the final winner. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court chanllenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the (manly) way to settle things.
The candidate that catches the most fish at the end of the week wins. After a lot of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a remote lake in Wisconsin. There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this remoste lake and return daily with their catches for counting and verification.
At the end of the first day, Bush returns to the starting line and he has 10 fish. Soon, Kerry returns and has zero fish.
Well, everyone assumes he is just having another bad day or something and hopeful he will catch up the next day. At the end of the 2nd day Bush comes in with 20 fish and Kerry comes in again with none. That evening, Ted Kennedy gets together secretly with Kerry and says, "I think W is a lowlife, cheatin' son of a gun. I want you to go out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see if he is cheating in any way."
The next night( after W comes back with 50 fish), Teddy says to Kerry, "Well, what about it, is W cheatin"?
"He sure is, Teddy, he's cutting holes in the ice"
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