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DOUBLE LUNG

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An airplane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on board,
>> but
>> only 4 parachutes.
>>
>> The first passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the NBA's best
>> basketball
>> player. I am about to beat a rape charge and make millions in free
>> agency.
>> I can't afford to die." So he took the first pack and left the plane.
>>
>> The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the
>> former
>> U.S President, a Senator from New York, and a potential future
>> president.
>> And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people
>> don't
>> want me to die." She took the second pack and jumped out of the plane.
>>
>> The third passenger, John Kerry, said, " I am going to be my party's
>> nominee for President. I survived Vietnam and received the Purple
>> Heart.
>> The country needs heroes like me." So he grabbed the pack next to him
>> and
>> jumped.
>>
>> The fourth passenger, President George W. Bush, said to the fifth
>> passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and
>> served
>> my country well, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last
>> parachute."
>>
>> The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you, Mr.
>> President.. America's smartest woman took my schoolbag."
 
Oh my gosh is that good!!! Should be guaranteed to get a reaction from a few people on here and a ton of laughs as well. I love it! Maggs
 
Let's hope she gets tangled in Kerry's chute!
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Love the avatar. I saw a few of those statues when I was driving around Iowa City back in June. Did anyone think of making one up so that it was giving the "Time Honored Gesture of Disapproval"??
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there's at least 1 hillary supporter, she kicks butt, even though I'd have to say the joke was funny
 
you guys don't think that the school bag has a chance of opening do ya? i sure hope not!!! and scout get tangled in kerry's shoot would be priceless
 
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