Old Buck
Life Member
Just deleting some old emails and ran across this. Thought you might enjoy it.
A man is driving along a highway and
sees a rabbit jump out across the middle
of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting
it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right
in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an
animal lover, pulls over and gets out to
see what has become of the rabbit. Much
to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to
cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving
down the highway sees a man crying on
the side of the road and pulls over. She
steps out of the car and asks the man what's
wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally
hit this poor little rabbit and killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to
her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks
over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down
and sprays some of the contents onto the
rabbit.
The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the
two of them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns
around and waves again, he hops down
the road another 10 feet, turns, waves,
hops another ten feet, turns and waves
and repeats this again and again and again,
until he hops off out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the
woman and demands, "What is in that can?
What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turns the can around so that the
man can read the label.
It says.....
(Are you ready for this?)
.
.
.
(Are you sure?)
.
.
.
.
(This is bad! )
.
.
(You know you're gonna be sorry.)
.
.
.
It says;
.
.
.
.
Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, and
adds a permanent wave.
A man is driving along a highway and
sees a rabbit jump out across the middle
of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting
it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right
in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an
animal lover, pulls over and gets out to
see what has become of the rabbit. Much
to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to
cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving
down the highway sees a man crying on
the side of the road and pulls over. She
steps out of the car and asks the man what's
wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally
hit this poor little rabbit and killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to
her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks
over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down
and sprays some of the contents onto the
rabbit.
The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the
two of them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns
around and waves again, he hops down
the road another 10 feet, turns, waves,
hops another ten feet, turns and waves
and repeats this again and again and again,
until he hops off out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the
woman and demands, "What is in that can?
What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turns the can around so that the
man can read the label.
It says.....
(Are you ready for this?)
.
.
.
(Are you sure?)
.
.
.
.
(This is bad! )
.
.
(You know you're gonna be sorry.)
.
.
.
It says;
.
.
.
.
Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, and
adds a permanent wave.
