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Sense of smell

Fishbonker

Fishbonker

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What has the best sense of smell, whitetail deer or my wife?

My wife can smell a fart ten minutes before I cut it.

If Muddy can post a Mount Rushmore joke I figured it was open season.
 
One time, not that this has much to do with anything, but me and my dad were staying at my uncles in his basement for shotgun season, my dad was across the room snoring away, I was tryin to sleep. Suddenly he rips a fart, sits up in bed and says "what the hell was that?!" I was like 12 years old, and almost threw up from laughing.
 
Benelliblaster said:
One time, not that this has much to do with anything, but me and my dad were staying at my uncles in his basement for shotgun season, my dad was across the room snoring away, I was tryin to sleep. Suddenly he rips a fart, sits up in bed and says "what the hell was that?!" I was like 12 years old, and almost threw up from laughing.
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That's freaking hysterical!
 
Speaking of smells.

The other night me and a friend were at the bar and this great looking waitress was serving me drinks, she was a young one and had on one of them skirts that barely covered her.... you know what.

After a few drinks I called her over and asked her if I could ask her something personal, she said "sure"

So I said " can I smell your panties?" She yelled NO!, slapped me, threw my drink in my face and stormed off.

My friend slapped me on the back and said "I told you it was her shoes, not her panties!"
 
CR Archer said:
Speaking of smells.

The other night me and a friend were at the bar and this great looking waitress was serving me drinks, she was a young one and had on one of them skirts that barely covered her.... you know what.

After a few drinks I called her over and asked her if I could ask her something personal, she said "sure"

So I said " can I smell your panties?" She yelled NO!, slapped me, threw my drink in my face and stormed off.

My friend slapped me on the back and said "I told you it was her shoes, not her panties!"
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Hahahahahahahaha
 
Benelliblaster said:
One time, not that this has much to do with anything, but me and my dad were staying at my uncles in his basement for shotgun season, my dad was across the room snoring away, I was tryin to sleep. Suddenly he rips a fart, sits up in bed and says "what the hell was that?!" I was like 12 years old, and almost threw up from laughing.
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That made me laugh pretty good! I can just picture someone I know doing that
 
Well good thing for you Bonker, you'll have all weekend to torture TR with the aftermath from his tapioca soup he's making for you. Talked to him the other day and he was at the store shopping for your groceries :rolleyes:
 
I told Bonks if he farts, snores, belches, or tells a bad joke that I'm putting tapioca in EVERTHING he eats or drinks. Bourbon and tapioca anyone? Now I'M getting queasy. See you guys Sat. dg.
 
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