Hardcorehunter
UL Shelter/Stove Geek
How To Shower Like a Woman:
Take off clothing
and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and
darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see
husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly
physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts,
etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long
loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with
cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
w:st="on">Wash your hair again to
make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint
conditioner enhanced with real passion fruit.
Wash your face with
crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire
rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse
conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off
shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold
spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower and stand on bath
mat.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap
hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing
gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up
any exposed areas.
How To Shower Like a Man:
Take off
clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a
pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way,
shake wiener at her making the woo-woo' sound.
Look a t your manly
physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch
your ass.
Get in the shower Wash your face. Wash your
armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them
off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the
shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding
area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the
soap.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee.
Rinse
off and get out of shower. Avoid bath mat.
Dry off forearms and
butt only.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was
hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror
again. Shake it to watch water fly off.
Leave shower curtain open,
wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel
around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her
and make the woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on
bed.
If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth
behind this, there is something so very wrong with you.
Have a
great day! And, 'woo woo'!!!
Take off clothing
and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and
darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see
husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly
physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts,
etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long
loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with
cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
w:st="on">Wash your hair again to
make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint
conditioner enhanced with real passion fruit.
Wash your face with
crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire
rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse
conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off
shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold
spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower and stand on bath
mat.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap
hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing
gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up
any exposed areas.
How To Shower Like a Man:
Take off
clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a
pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way,
shake wiener at her making the woo-woo' sound.
Look a t your manly
physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch
your ass.
Get in the shower Wash your face. Wash your
armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them
off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the
shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding
area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the
soap.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee.
Rinse
off and get out of shower. Avoid bath mat.
Dry off forearms and
butt only.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was
hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror
again. Shake it to watch water fly off.
Leave shower curtain open,
wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel
around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her
and make the woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on
bed.
If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth
behind this, there is something so very wrong with you.
Have a
great day! And, 'woo woo'!!!
