I grew older in Creston, I never have grown up, and the town is pretty much split by Hwy. 34. I, of course, grew older on the north side of 34. Even in that town you can tell who is from the stars and bars and who isn't. But I was still in the lap lands so I ain't quite normal anyway, but I'm alot more sofisticated than them there south siders, as eveidenced by my occasional use of toilet paper.
The 'Bonker