teeroy
Life Member
>> >#10 Life is sexually transmitted.
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>> >#9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
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>> >#8 Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him
> >without an
>> >erection, make him a sandwich.
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>> >#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a
>>person to use
> > >the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
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>> >#6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything,
>>but you
>> >still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
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>> >#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the
>>hospital
>> >dying of nothing.
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>> >#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
> >attention to
>> >criticism.
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>> >#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars ,
>>and a
>> >substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???
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>> >#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the
>>world is
>> >weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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>> >AND THE #1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:
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>> >We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located
>>among the
>> >millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue
>>as to
>> >where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
>>Maybe we
>> >should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of
>>immigration.
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>> >#9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >#8 Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him
> >without an
>> >erection, make him a sandwich.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a
>>person to use
> > >the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
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>> >
>> >#6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything,
>>but you
>> >still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the
>>hospital
>> >dying of nothing.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
> >attention to
>> >criticism.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars ,
>>and a
>> >substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the
>>world is
>> >weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >AND THE #1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:
> > >
>> >
>> >
>> >We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located
>>among the
>> >millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue
>>as to
>> >where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
>>Maybe we
>> >should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of
>>immigration.
>> >