Ghost
Life Member
Did you know that Eagles mate for life? Well one day Harry the Eagle
waited at the nest for Mary his darlin of 10 glorious years. He went
looking and found her. She had been shot. Dead!
Harry was devastated. After about six minutes of mourning he decided that
he must get himself another mate. But he just might like to cross the
feather barrier. So he flew off to find a new mate.
He found a lovely DOVE and brought her back to the nest. The sex was OK
but all the DOVE would say is I am a DOVE I want to Love! I am a DOVE I
want to love! Well this got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the Dove out
of the nest and flew off once more to find a mate. He found a very sexy
LOON and brought her back to the nest, again the sex was great ,but all
the LOON would say is ,I am a LOON,I want to spoon! I am a LOON I want
to spoon! Egads, out with the LOON.
Once more he flew off to find a mate. This time he found a gorgeous
DUCK, so He brought the DUCK back to the nest. Again the sex was great,
but all the DUCK would say was...well ..... you know ......
No ...... the DUCK didn’t say THAT!!!!! What an awful thing to think!
The Duck said, I am a DRAKE you made a MISTAKE !
waited at the nest for Mary his darlin of 10 glorious years. He went
looking and found her. She had been shot. Dead!
Harry was devastated. After about six minutes of mourning he decided that
he must get himself another mate. But he just might like to cross the
feather barrier. So he flew off to find a new mate.
He found a lovely DOVE and brought her back to the nest. The sex was OK
but all the DOVE would say is I am a DOVE I want to Love! I am a DOVE I
want to love! Well this got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the Dove out
of the nest and flew off once more to find a mate. He found a very sexy
LOON and brought her back to the nest, again the sex was great ,but all
the LOON would say is ,I am a LOON,I want to spoon! I am a LOON I want
to spoon! Egads, out with the LOON.
Once more he flew off to find a mate. This time he found a gorgeous
DUCK, so He brought the DUCK back to the nest. Again the sex was great,
but all the DUCK would say was...well ..... you know ......
No ...... the DUCK didn’t say THAT!!!!! What an awful thing to think!
The Duck said, I am a DRAKE you made a MISTAKE !
