Why guns are better than women?

[teeroy]

Why guns are better than women?


#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when
you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will
probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another
gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

 

[LoessHillsArcher]

That is funny!!

 

[Kat]

Yawn! This is too easy. Can I play..?

Why handguns are better than men

1. You are guaranteed satisfaction with a handgun.

2. You are likely to be satisfied more than once.

3. It's okay if handguns are small.

4. Average size of a handgun is more than 5 inches.

5. Handguns don't roll over and go to sleep.

6. A handgun still fires after more than one round.

7. A handgun can be hidden away when you are tired of dealing with it.

8. A handgun doesn't needlessly compete with other handguns for matters of the ego.

9. Handguns don't complain when you want to go shopping.

10. Handguns don't complain when you want to watch a chick flick.

11. A handgun won't come home drunk at night.

12. Handguns don't leave the toilet seat up.

13. You can still play with a handgun during your period. In fact, you might even enjoy it more than usual.

14. It's not a problem to share your gun with your girlfriends.

15. Handguns aren't intimidated by assertive, intelligent women.

16. Handguns don't suffer from barrel envy.

17. You don't have to worry about whether your hair and makeup are done for a handgun.

18. Handguns don't mind if you wrap your hands around another one.

 

[fullrut2]

well said guys! I really like the silencer part

this is though I dont have that problem..I got to the 613 mile mark the other day on my way to illinois before my girl said a word to me.That was a rough 613 miles..no metallica or dio or anything else to pump me up.now check this...at 613 miles she gets out and goes in a store, comes out and says did she give me enough time to call my other girlfriend! its just those kinda kind words that make a roadtrip to the midwest enjoyable.

 

[muddy]

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA! Good one Kat!