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WHY MEN LIE !!!!!!

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Why men lie
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch off a tree above a river,
his ax slipped and fell into the river. When he cried out, the good Lord
appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his
ax had fallen into water, and he needed the ax to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden ax. "Is
this your ax?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver ax. "Is this your ax?"
the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down a third time and came up with an iron ax. "Is this
your ax?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the man's
honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home
happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord
appeared again and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" The Lord went down into the
water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" the Lord
asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a
misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You would
have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also said 'no' to her,
you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would
have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take
care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez."

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and
honorable reason, and! for the benefit of others. That's our story, and
we're sticking to it!
 
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