moosehunter
PMA Member
This has to be alot better than the "fast Viper, high taxes, bad cop, no helmet" thread
There was this guy who thought he was tough as nails and he always trying to prove it. One day he see's a poster that's advertising a world's toughest man competion.
The day comes for the competion and he was told he would have to perform four difficult task's before he could claim he was the worlds toughest man.
First he would have to swim the English Channel with one hand tied behind his back. If he did that then he would have to climb Mt Everest blindfolded. If he survived that he would then have to pull an absest tooth from a Bengal tiger. Finally, if he survived all of that his last mission would be to have sex with a nun.
He thought all that should be no problem, so off he went. He did swim the English Channel with his hand tied behind his back quite easily. He was blindfolded and climbed to the top of Everest and back down again. Then he was thrown into a room with a nasty Bengal tiger. For more than an hour everyone could hear the roars and screams, and yells, and shrieks and all kinds of racket from the room. Finally the bewildered man comes out of the room all cut, scratched, and bitten with his clothes torn to shreds. With a dejected look on his face he say's, OK, I give up on the tiger. Where's the nun with the bad tooth?
There was this guy who thought he was tough as nails and he always trying to prove it. One day he see's a poster that's advertising a world's toughest man competion.
The day comes for the competion and he was told he would have to perform four difficult task's before he could claim he was the worlds toughest man.
First he would have to swim the English Channel with one hand tied behind his back. If he did that then he would have to climb Mt Everest blindfolded. If he survived that he would then have to pull an absest tooth from a Bengal tiger. Finally, if he survived all of that his last mission would be to have sex with a nun.
He thought all that should be no problem, so off he went. He did swim the English Channel with his hand tied behind his back quite easily. He was blindfolded and climbed to the top of Everest and back down again. Then he was thrown into a room with a nasty Bengal tiger. For more than an hour everyone could hear the roars and screams, and yells, and shrieks and all kinds of racket from the room. Finally the bewildered man comes out of the room all cut, scratched, and bitten with his clothes torn to shreds. With a dejected look on his face he say's, OK, I give up on the tiger. Where's the nun with the bad tooth?
