You Know You Have Been Married To Long When....

[fatboy]

Husband and wife are in bed together,
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She:"Oh,thats feels good."
His hand moves to her breast.
She:"Gee honey,that feels wonderful."
His hand moves to her leg.
She:"Oh honey don't stop."
But he stops.
She:"Why did you stop?"
Him:"I found the remote."

 

[Bowhunter500]

and she says? better yet.. what does she do?

 

[mzldr4life]

even though i am only a student in high school, "it dont matter who ya are, thats funny right there"