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Irish Prostitute

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An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed
her.

'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line?
Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old
Mother thru?'

The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff,
sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'

'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a
disgrace to this Catholic family.'

'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur
coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings
certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................ (takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New
Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and......'

'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says
Dad.

Girl, crying again,
'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff,
sniff.'


'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye
scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a
Protestant. Come here and give
yer old Dad a
hug.'
 
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