Buck Hollow Sporting Goods - click or touch to visit their website Midwest Habitat Company

A little help?..

doublerack

doublerack

Active Member
I need a little help. The first day of the rest of my life is next Saturday August 11th. Of course the soon to be Mrs is already done with writing her vows and keeps asking how mine are coming. Well, I did have something written down, but for the life of me can't remember where I saved it, and obviously I'm not the smart type that remembers things word for word as I said it the first time. I figure I can come up with something to make her feel all warm inside, but where I need your help is figuring out how to incorporate something along the lines me knowin she'll be a little more understanding each fall when deer season arrives.

( I figure Bonker should have somethin good for me)
 
Through in something about her understanding you won't be breeding her when bucks are breeding does, but she can have ya the other 11 months of the year!

* I got married three days ago, and we did not right our own vows(thankfully as you can see) but my real suggestion, DO NOT incorporate hunting into your wedding! She'll remember it, and it seems their sense of humor on that day is not as good as the day before!
grin.gif
grin.gif
grin.gif


Do what I did, Mossy oak new break up Boxers!!! That way, At least you know hunting is still on your mind!! And she'll find out later that night, but will have her sense of humor back by then!!!

Good luck!! and Congrats!!!
beerchug.gif
 
Yes, Limb, this could get deep quickly, i need my cyberspace boots!!!

when you are reciting your vows, end it with this.
"As long as you let me hunt and fish when i want."
you will be set!!!
just dont tell her till you actually recite them
and you could pull this card
remind her that a supportive wife would understand.....although, it doesnt always work, i know from experience!!
evil.gif
 
[ QUOTE ]
something to make her feel all warm inside

[/ QUOTE ]

Involve Bonker in this and you are probably going to end up with something like a microwave and enema bag.
 
Dana my love,
We have now been through alot together, on level ground and twenty foot up. I now see that you are, and always will be, the 190 inch buck that I want to stick with my arrow and mount upon my wall. I will forever hold your rack high for everyone to see, but not to touch, because your mounted rack is mine to keep.

Try that.
 
[ QUOTE ]
Dana my love,
We have now been through alot together, on level ground and twenty foot up. I now see that you are, and always will be, the 190 inch buck that I want to stick with my arrow and mount upon my wall. I will forever hold your rack high for everyone to see, but not to touch, because your mounted rack is mine to keep.

Try that.

[/ QUOTE ]
30577-rotflmao1.gif
30577-rotflmao1.gif
30577-rotflmao1.gif
 
[ QUOTE ]
Dana my love,
We have now been through alot together, on level ground and twenty foot up. I now see that you are, and always will be, the 190 inch buck that I want to stick with my arrow and mount upon my wall. I will forever hold your rack high for everyone to see, but not to touch, because your mounted rack is mine to keep.

[/ QUOTE ]

Winner, winner, Chicken dinner...
30577-rotflmao1.gif
30577-rotflmao1.gif
30577-rotflmao1.gif
 
Here you go...

I DoubleRack, choose you Dana, as my best friend, my love for life. I promise you my deepest love, my fullest devotion, my tenderest care, through the pressures of the hunting season and the uncertainties of new bow purchases, I promise to be faithful to you. I promise to love you, to commit to you, and support you. I pledge to respect your unique talents and ability to get me a beer, to lend you strength for all of your dreams. You have shown me that love feels like shooting a booner buck. You are everything I need, I know all of my prayers have been answered and that all of my dreams have come true. I praise God for you Dana: for all of your love and ability to grill backstraps. I know that our love is heaven sent and I promise to be here for you except during the rut. From this day forward, you shall not sit in a tree stand alone. My heart will be your blind, and my arms will be your timber. As I have given you my hand to hold, I give you my life to keep.
evil.gif
 
WOW Ghost that is deep! You are such a romantic no wonder you post those pics and then don't give us the story of days in the blind.
threaddevil.gif
 
beautiful!!
i just snorted coffee through my nose and then......Ghost.....
i cried!!
wow.....
 
How about:

Dana as I stand here looking at you your beauty reminds of a cold November morning and a 190 in buck cruising a cornfield as the steam rises off his body in to the cold air I realize that this is my true desire and the place I want to be. Your perfume takes me to the smell of a musky tarsal gland as a B&C passes under my stand. My Heart aches to hold you as it does after the arrow pass thru the biggest deer of my life and I can't wait to go to my trophy. With all this talk can we just say I do and go hunting Please,Please,Please!!!!
grin.gif
grin.gif
grin.gif
 
[ QUOTE ]
My heart will be your blind, and my arms will be your timber. As I have given you my hand to hold, I give you my life to keep.

[/ QUOTE ]


Ghost, they're gonna be lining up at your door if they haven't been already.
grin.gif
 
How about "Dana, let's get one thing straight, you cook and clean, and I hunt! End of story!" Oh yeah, and I love you.
shocked.gif
 
[ QUOTE ]
How about "Dana, let's get one thing straight, you cook and clean, and I hunt! End of story!" Oh yeah, and I love you.
shocked.gif


[/ QUOTE ]

If she says I do after that, THEN you know you gotta keeper!!!
grin.gif
grin.gif
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top Bottom