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A little humor for your Friday :Chicken suprise

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> Chicken surprise
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> >> A couple go for a meal at a Chinese Restaurant and
> >> order the "Chicken
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> >>
> >> Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast
> >>
> >> iron pot.
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> >> Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid
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> >> of the pot rises
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> >> slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking
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> >> around before the lid slams back down.
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> >> "Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.
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> >> He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it
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> >> and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking
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> >> around before it slams down.
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> >> Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is
> happening,
> > and demands an explanation.
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> >> "Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"

> > The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."
> >>
You're going to love this...................


Ah... so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck
 
Is that the best you can do!!
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The following came from an anonymous Mother in Alpharetta, Georgia...

Things I've learned from my Boys (honest and not kidding):

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. Ft house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing a Spiderman outfit. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. Room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling Fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7) When you hear the toilet flush and the words uh oh, it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject PB & J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Alpharetta, GA has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

Those who pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without
Boys do it because:

A) For those with no children - this is totally hysterical!
B) For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.
C) For those who have children this age, this is not funny.
D) For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.
E) For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control
 
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.


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And I thought I didn't have anything to do tonight!!
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Hey, I have one....


This guy was getting ready to go out deer hunting in the morning. His wife had came and asked him "Honey, could you take out our nephew hunting tomorrow?"
"No, no the last time I took him out...he scared all the deer away. And no, not this time." he replied.
"Please Ill have a surprise waiting for you here when you get back tomorrow." she siad.
So the guy agreed. The next morning he got up and went and picked up his nephew. They get to the tree where the nephew was going to stand.
"Okay, you stand here. You will not move, talk, and only shoot at a deer. Got it?" said the guy.
"Okay, I quess so." replied the nephew.

The guy started walking to where he was going to stand. He gets forty yards out there and he hears a restle. He truns and noting happen no gun shot. He gets another 10 yards and hears a rustle again. He looks and no shot again. He walks and 15 seconds later, he hears a restle and BOOM! The guy runs back to his nephew and he is all covered in blood and tore up good, and there was this dead squirel right next time him.
" What happend to you?" the guy asked.
The nephew said "Well, there was a coyote that came along and he peed on me. You told me not to move and not to shoot at anything else other than a deer. Then a bear came along and she wanted to calm this tree. I didnt move and she got mad and we wrestled. Thats why I'm all beaten up. Then a squirel came along and crawled up my pants and my golly once he started chewing on that second nut I couldn't take it anymore I had to shoot the darn thing!"
 
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