bored

[youngmoose]

I was bored in lecture this morning so I decided to write a poem (no clue why). It is kind of stupid but it has some funny parts so here it is.

Hunting is a fun thing to do.
From sitting in a stand all day but 12-2
to walking around in the wood
for 5 hours thinking the sheds could
be up around this bend.
I like hunting turkey and deer
or anything else with 4 legs or 2 wings that gets near.
I like to shoot things with a gun and bow,
And I also enjoy eating those things I kill.
No, I'm not a monster, no hearted dickhead,
So why don't all of you vegitarian, fur is murder, tree huggin' dorks
Get off my back 'cause I'm not going to stop eating meat and pork.
I like to go to Hogie's and shoot pheasants from the sky,
and watch him pick them up, clean them, bag them,....man I love that guy.
Yes, I do love to shoot things and eat them too,
Hunting is fun so PETA, F-You.

 

[teeroy]

 

[horkeymike]

Thats good!!!

 

[sureshot]

That's a pretty funny poem young moose! I'll give you an A+ on it.

 

[Big Timber]

I'm glad your learning something in lecture! I know I never did.

Nice work bud!

BT

 

[moosehunter]

Jeez. I hope you wrote that for your TA that doesn't think much of your position on politics and hunting. Stick it right back in thier face.....