Chewy moral mushrooms

[MtLionKid]

Hey guys! I found these moral mushrooms. The ones that look like a brain on a stick & are hollow inside. But these dint have a stick & were just laying around the bottom of the trees. They were evrywhere. I cleand them & used fish batter & fryed them. They were terrable! I coun't eat one! Am I frying them wrong or do they need to soak for a while?

 

[LYON]

Just wait until they come out......

 

[hoosierhunter]

I'd check your glasses prescription before you fry any more "mushrooms". Yikes

 

[seven twenty]

Did they have a nutty taste? Just soak them a little longer.

 

[Booner]

Dear god I hope you are kidding!

 

[Sligh1]

That has to be a joke, you do have to be joking you didn't eat acorn tops BUT with the whole internet sarcasm & humor, who knows, maybe you did really have a tasty chewy meal?!?

 

[AIRASSAULT]

Those would be the Quercus Macrocarpa Morchella variety... They're delicious! I heard if you soak them in urine, it breaks them down and makes them a little chewier and sanitizes them.. Wouldn't want to be eating non - sanitized shrooms that grew out of a pile of deer turds, ya know.

 

[iabwhntr]

They're delicious! I heard if you soak them in urine, it breaks them down and makes them a little easier to chew

It's works! You only have to soak them for a couple hours though. And dog urine works best. To be honest, it was easier to find these mushrooms than to get my dog to go in a bucket!
Any way, I found it best to soak for 2 hours, use egg wash and then coat them with shake-n-bake and let air dry (usually overnight). Bag them up and share with your favorite vegetarian!

 

[hoosierhunter]

Bag them up and share with your favorite vegetarian!

Yes, Vegans love them!!

 

[beararchery]

I hope this is true, to funny!!!

 

[JUNIOR]

I hope this is a joke!! Thanks for letting us know what acorn shells taste like. Haha

 

[Fishbonker]

I just think you need more ketchup. Ketchup makes everything better, except, of course, tapifreakinoka. Nuthin makes that maggot gagging stuff better. I can't decide if tapifreakinoka is a liberal or conservative plot to destroy our society. I get nauseated even thinking about tapifreakinoka. To quote the world famous Mr. Creosote: "Bring me a bucket, I need to throw up."

On a side note, I havta wonder how "rough" they were the next morning.

 

[MtLionKid]

I never got too eat em. I put one in my mouth and chewd and chewd. It was relly hard and wus bitter like tree bark. I dint swallow it. I started to gag alittle and spit it out. If this is not a moral than what did I trie to eat?

O!!! and we have not seen any MT lion cubs on the trail cam this year yet. I hope they are gone and stay away.

 

[JUNIOR]

I never got too eat em. I put one in my mouth and chewd and chewd. It was relly hard and wus bitter like tree bark. I dint swallow it. I started to gag alittle and spit it out. If this is not a moral than what did I trie to eat?

You ate acorn shells Haha lol shake my head, go look up what moral mushrooms look like lol

 

[wapsiguy]

I can tell there's a lot of newbies on here that haven't seen this guys sarcasm before.

 

[bowtech150]

Want some good little wild grapes that taste....uhh great try these little poisonous uncooked devils

 

[iabwhntr]

Want some good little wild grapes that taste....uhh great try these little poisonous uncooked devils

Dumba**...those are wild blueberries. They make great pies, your gonna make someone sick tell 'em they're grapes. What if they tried to make jam with those?

 

[bowtech150]

Need to identify their plants as Poke weed

 

[iabwhntr]

Need to identify their plants as Poke weed

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! pokeweed....

 

[4 Buck]

I never got too eat em. I put one in my mouth and chewd and chewd. It was relly hard and wus bitter like tree bark. I dint swallow it. I started to gag alittle and spit it out.

Try more salt......