I catch my cougars by making eye contact then licking my eyebrows. Or maybe it’s because I leave my shirt unbuttoned down to my white leather belt that’s holding up my white bell bottom pants, so my massive and hairy chest shows and my Spanish doubloon necklace reflects the light from the mirrored globe spinning above my head. Prolly helps to be waving a fist full of hundys just before I make it rain. Works great at the Raisin Ranch Gentleman’s Club. Their motto: Rusty and Crusty but still Lusty.
The ‘Bonker
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Now that is the funniest thing I have read in a long time.