avidhunter
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One foggy night an Iowa fan was heading south and an ISU fan was driving
north.
While crossing a narrow bridge they hit each other head-on, mangling
both cars.
The Cyclone fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage.
He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive".
Likewise, the Hawkeye fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too, feeling
fortunate to have survived.
The Cyclone fan walks over to the Hawkeye fan and says, "Hey, man, I
think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and
live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Hawkeye fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're
absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if
something else survived the wreck."
The Hawkeye fan then pops open the trunk of his car and removes a full
undamaged bottle of Jack Daniels. He says to the Cyclone fan, "I think
this is another sign that we should toast to our newfound friendship."
The Cyclone fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of
the bottle, the Cyclone fan hands the bottle back to the Hawkeye fan and
says, "Your turn".
The Hawkeye fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the
rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I
think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
Its football time in Iowa.
north.
While crossing a narrow bridge they hit each other head-on, mangling
both cars.
The Cyclone fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage.
He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive".
Likewise, the Hawkeye fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too, feeling
fortunate to have survived.
The Cyclone fan walks over to the Hawkeye fan and says, "Hey, man, I
think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and
live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Hawkeye fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're
absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if
something else survived the wreck."
The Hawkeye fan then pops open the trunk of his car and removes a full
undamaged bottle of Jack Daniels. He says to the Cyclone fan, "I think
this is another sign that we should toast to our newfound friendship."
The Cyclone fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of
the bottle, the Cyclone fan hands the bottle back to the Hawkeye fan and
says, "Your turn".
The Hawkeye fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the
rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I
think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
Its football time in Iowa.
