JNRBRONC
Well-Known Member
I remembered that he posted them in the Hunting Room thread. Page 7
DOR
Life Member
Well, what can I say, I grew up in the small town of Webb,TX. It is just a little jaunt from Laredo(which is right on the Mexican border).
Down in our neck of the woods, Cock fighting rates right up there with Friday night HS football and grandma's apple pie. Every Saturday evening my old man and I would take our highly trained roosters down to San Rafael, Mexico for the weekly prize fight. There was a lot of money to be made (and lost) at these events.
You do realize that this is Mexico's version of Las Vegas right? The only difference is that great pride is taken in ones cock's! The ones who become champions basically are considered part of the immediate family. As for those roosters that become grand champions, well, lets just say they have special honors bestowed upon them.
This is where Heratio and Spartacus fit in here. Muddy has come upon the picture of our most prized grand champion fighting cocks. Both of these two made us plenty of dinero before they passed on. It was only fitting to immortalize each of these grand champions with full body mount, so they could look down on us forever.
Now if it would not have been for that one bad year we had back in the 90's when we pretty much lost everything in the ring and were forced to move north. My family might still be cock fighting in Texas today. AHHHH, those were the good old day.
Down in our neck of the woods, Cock fighting rates right up there with Friday night HS football and grandma's apple pie. Every Saturday evening my old man and I would take our highly trained roosters down to San Rafael, Mexico for the weekly prize fight. There was a lot of money to be made (and lost) at these events.
You do realize that this is Mexico's version of Las Vegas right? The only difference is that great pride is taken in ones cock's! The ones who become champions basically are considered part of the immediate family. As for those roosters that become grand champions, well, lets just say they have special honors bestowed upon them.
This is where Heratio and Spartacus fit in here. Muddy has come upon the picture of our most prized grand champion fighting cocks. Both of these two made us plenty of dinero before they passed on. It was only fitting to immortalize each of these grand champions with full body mount, so they could look down on us forever.
Now if it would not have been for that one bad year we had back in the 90's when we pretty much lost everything in the ring and were forced to move north. My family might still be cock fighting in Texas today. AHHHH, those were the good old day.
Fishbonker
Life Member
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loads of jokes floating around in this post
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I never joke when the author is being serious.
The 'Bonker
loads of jokes floating around in this post
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I never joke when the author is being serious.
The 'Bonker
Fishbonker
Life Member
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huh? since when?
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I could tell by his post that DOR takes his cocks seriously and probably wouldn't enjoy any kidding about his families history and passion for cocks. So I chose to be respectful.
The 'Bonker
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I never joke when the author is being serious.
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huh? since when?
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I could tell by his post that DOR takes his cocks seriously and probably wouldn't enjoy any kidding about his families history and passion for cocks. So I chose to be respectful.
The 'Bonker
Musky Hunter
New Member
I call Bull [censored]
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Renobber
Guest
oh boy..
timekiller
No, you can't pet him.
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I could tell by his post that DOR takes his cocks seriously and probably wouldn't enjoy any kidding about his families history and passion for cocks. So I chose to be respectful.
The 'Bonker
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I know it's only March, but this could be the quote of the year.
I could tell by his post that DOR takes his cocks seriously and probably wouldn't enjoy any kidding about his families history and passion for cocks. So I chose to be respectful.
The 'Bonker
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I know it's only March, but this could be the quote of the year.
captain
New Member
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I could tell by his post that DOR takes his cocks seriously and probably wouldn't enjoy any kidding about his families history and passion for cocks. So I chose to be respectful.
The 'Bonker
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I know it's only March, but this could be the quote of the year.
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Well ...he's on a roll today.He has officially made me laugh so hard I've had to change my shorts twice already.
Maybe I should quit reading his posts.
I could tell by his post that DOR takes his cocks seriously and probably wouldn't enjoy any kidding about his families history and passion for cocks. So I chose to be respectful.
The 'Bonker
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I know it's only March, but this could be the quote of the year.
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Well ...he's on a roll today.He has officially made me laugh so hard I've had to change my shorts twice already.
Maybe I should quit reading his posts.
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I never joke when the author is being serious.
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huh? since when?
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I could tell by his post that DOR takes his cocks seriously and probably wouldn't enjoy any kidding about his families history and passion for cocks. So I chose to be respectful.
The 'Bonker
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After the catheter comment at the deer classic, I thought you weren't right Bonker, now that's been confirmed! You ain't right!!
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I never joke when the author is being serious.
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huh? since when?
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I could tell by his post that DOR takes his cocks seriously and probably wouldn't enjoy any kidding about his families history and passion for cocks. So I chose to be respectful.
The 'Bonker
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After the catheter comment at the deer classic, I thought you weren't right Bonker, now that's been confirmed! You ain't right!!