1. A Thompson Center Encore with a full complement of barrels (black powder, 12 gauge, 22-250 varmint, 270, 300 Win. mag) and a big, bright Swarovski scope.
2. Mathews Switchback with all the bells and whistles, half a dozen Lone Wolf strap ons (with climbing sticks) and a Lone Wolf climber.
3. Closet full of Scent Lock camo for everything from early to late season.
4. Pointing lab ... pheasants, quail, sheds!
5. Fifth-wheel RV and a truck to pull it ... if I had 1-4 I might as well move out because my wife would never see me!