teeroy
Life Member
Subject: Fw: Earl and Bubba
What a genius!;-) Have a great wknd everyone!
> Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the
> road drinking a couple of bottles of Budweiser.
> The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead,
> Earl, it's a dadgum police roadblock!! We're gonna
> get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!
>
> "Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over
> and finish drinkin' these beers then peel off the label and stick
> it on our foreheads then throw the bottles under the seat."
>
> "What fer?" asked Bubba.
>
> "Just let me do the talkin', OK?" said Earl.
>
> Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out
> of sight and put the labels on each of their foreheads. When
> they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Howdy boys.
> Ya'll been drinkin'?"
>
> "No sir," said Earl while pointing at the labels...
> "Me and Bubba's on the Patch".
What a genius!;-) Have a great wknd everyone!
> Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the
> road drinking a couple of bottles of Budweiser.
> The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead,
> Earl, it's a dadgum police roadblock!! We're gonna
> get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!
>
> "Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over
> and finish drinkin' these beers then peel off the label and stick
> it on our foreheads then throw the bottles under the seat."
>
> "What fer?" asked Bubba.
>
> "Just let me do the talkin', OK?" said Earl.
>
> Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out
> of sight and put the labels on each of their foreheads. When
> they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Howdy boys.
> Ya'll been drinkin'?"
>
> "No sir," said Earl while pointing at the labels...
> "Me and Bubba's on the Patch".
