fighting with the "little woman"

[teeroy]

Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender,
"Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman."

"Oh yeah?" said Charlie, "And how did this one end?"

"When it was over," Mike replied, "She came to me on her hands and knees.

"Really," said Charles, "Now that's a switch! What did she say?"

She said, "Come out from under the bed, you little chicken."

 

[nannyslayer]

Sounds like my wife.

 

[GOLDTIP]

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Sounds like my wife.

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Come on now Nanny, there is no way that Jill can have that kind of mean streak

 

[THA4]

one word
HA!

 

[nannyslayer]

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Sounds like my wife.

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Come on now Nanny, there is no way that Jill can have that kind of mean streak

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Guess you weren't sittin close enough to hear me sayin yes mam and no mam.

 

[GOLDTIP]

Hey if that's all it takes then she's a keeper! I still tryin' to find out what works for mine. 14 years and I still don't have a clue!

 

[muddy]

Maybe when you hit another monumental number, say 15, it'll all snap into place for you GoldTip... though, let's face it, probably not. I know that after 5 years last month I'm still struggling to keep afloat.

 

[GOLDTIP]

I've already flown the white flag, Muddy! All in all she's pretty cool about givin' me October and November, and she's a great mom. That's all that really matters!