Fishbonker
Life Member
I need to call Dan and get my wife's cat back. Any idea what the last 4 digits of his phone number are?
Little bugger is always getting loose and slipping off her collar. Still not sure what happened to her tail. It used to be fluffy but she came back after a few days on the loose with a bald tail and a bad attitude.
Anybody got any deals on welding gloves? Mine are pretty chewed up from trying to pet her.
Oh yeah, and a carpet cleaner? When she came back with the bald tail and bad attitude she musta ate something that just gives her the worst smelling greasiest poop I have ever seen. I can't get it cleaned outta the carpet anymore.
Little bugger is always getting loose and slipping off her collar. Still not sure what happened to her tail. It used to be fluffy but she came back after a few days on the loose with a bald tail and a bad attitude.
Anybody got any deals on welding gloves? Mine are pretty chewed up from trying to pet her.
Oh yeah, and a carpet cleaner? When she came back with the bald tail and bad attitude she musta ate something that just gives her the worst smelling greasiest poop I have ever seen. I can't get it cleaned outta the carpet anymore.
CurtisWalker
Well-Known Member
Dying from laughing so hard
Fishbonker
Life Member
My Google-fu is strong, I found Dan. Mushetta, my wife's cat, is back home. Getting her into the kitty karrier for the 48 mile ride home was a little bit of a challenge but after wrapping duct tape around my well chewed gloves, sticky side out, I was able to pick her up and place her ever so gently into the karrier. I was lucky, she licked my blood off her fur before we got home. My wife hates it when I bleed on her kitty.
Since I've had Mushetta home again she has successfully subverted every attempt I have made at getting her collar back on. Her purr is more like a hiss now but she sure does grin a lot. I suppose she contracted some kind of laryngotracheobronchitis from critters of lesser stations in life and now she just grins instead of purrs.
She seems to have taken up residence in our walk in closet. There is a burrow of sorts under a pile of old clothes. I took the pile off of her this morning because I hadn't seen her in a couple of days. I don't think she is doin very well. I didn't have my glasses on but I saw what I think are large pinkish whitish looking maggoty things going in and out of her belly area. I just covered her back up and went back to trying to clean her poop out of our carpets. I sure wish Dan hadn't fed her what ever it was he fed her. Her poop was nasty before, but since she has been back the poop has reached a whole new level, or perhaps depth, of greasy, gooey, stinkyness.
It's a good thing Mushetta was "fixed" before she got away this time. Last thing I need around here is more freakin cats.
Since I've had Mushetta home again she has successfully subverted every attempt I have made at getting her collar back on. Her purr is more like a hiss now but she sure does grin a lot. I suppose she contracted some kind of laryngotracheobronchitis from critters of lesser stations in life and now she just grins instead of purrs.
She seems to have taken up residence in our walk in closet. There is a burrow of sorts under a pile of old clothes. I took the pile off of her this morning because I hadn't seen her in a couple of days. I don't think she is doin very well. I didn't have my glasses on but I saw what I think are large pinkish whitish looking maggoty things going in and out of her belly area. I just covered her back up and went back to trying to clean her poop out of our carpets. I sure wish Dan hadn't fed her what ever it was he fed her. Her poop was nasty before, but since she has been back the poop has reached a whole new level, or perhaps depth, of greasy, gooey, stinkyness.
It's a good thing Mushetta was "fixed" before she got away this time. Last thing I need around here is more freakin cats.
turkeyriver
PMA Member
Fixed huh? I'd sue the vet.