Fishbonker's Famous Chili

[Fishbonker]

Step 1: Yell "Jane, make me some chili". This is actually harder than you think. You have to yell loud enough so she can hear you over the noise of the vacuum she is pushing around but not so loud as to sound too demanding.

Step 2: Remove vacuum from rectum.

Step 3: Open a can of Hormel Chili and eat it cold straight out of the can because you're a man damnit.

 

[Deer Nut]

That's hilarious! !

 

[gundog870]

That's my favorite kind!

 

[goatman]

I was under the impression that cold chili can we say a little gassy?

 

[JNRBRONC]

Somehow questioning how that can got opened. Pretty sure Fishbonker didn't do it.

 

[turkeyriver]

I can attest to the fact that if it isn't a bag of chocolate wax covered donuts or a can of Coors Light, Bonker can't open it.

 

[dedgeez]

its probably a good thing that your wife wears the pants...as much chili as you eat

 

[Rjack]

That my friend is funny!

 

[Fishbonker]

Somehow questioning how that can got opened. Pretty sure Fishbonker didn't do it.

I can attest to the fact that if it isn't a bag of chocolate wax covered donuts or a can of Coors Light, Bonker can't open it.

You guys know me all too well.

You forgot how easy it is for me to open a bottle of holy water:

Oh, and by the way:

Cowinkydinks between the Coors Light and all those cans of good stuff? Nope. 'Bonker's version of natural intelligent design selection.

 

[turkeyriver]

those kipper snacks are the grossest ever. Potted meat? Bet that is some choice cuts!

 

[JNRBRONC]

Nice Holy water drinking vessel.

 

[Fishbonker]

those kipper snacks are the grossest ever.

And you call yourself a Norwegian.

 

[Fishbonker]

Nice Holy water drinking vessel.

Bless you my son. Go forth and sin no more.

I figured anybody that would hang upside down from a zip line in a third world country deserves a shout out no matter how obtuse.