Got her fixed......Finally

[THA4]

Know this your girly Chevy fans...

had i been driving a Chevy or Dodge, it wouldnt have been able to leave the scene of the accident. my "Iron Horse" chugged on the rest of the way home.....With out getting it looked at. the driver of the tow truck, said "dont worry about it, that truck will handle a lot worse than that.....its a Ford!!!"
knowing Chevy's and trash thats similar, the chassy would have been bent from the impact and there would have been two tow vehicles there.....one to haul the boat and the other to haul the truck.

God Bless my Ford!!!
what can i say, im a lifer

Built
Ford
Tough!!

 

[THA4]

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When Thomas is driving, this is what it stands for!

Fat
Old
Redneck
Driving


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you better watch it Nacho.....

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yea if you had a chevy you woulda been fixin your boat!

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The Green Hornet got totalled.....God Rest her soul...

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That ass-end is second only to your wife's

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TRUE!!!!
She is pregnant you know....

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And what about that flat bottomed pop can....

Didnt you get a whole new boat?

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Yep, i made out like a bandit......

The Red Wasp....

 

[Luke Haugland]

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here is one for all you dodge fans!!!

oh man i love it!!!!!!!

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OMG- I just blew coffee all over my macbook, not good, but well worth it. That is hilarious!!

 

[KansasHeadHunter]

 

[Dewy]

[ QUOTE ]
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here is one for all you dodge fans!!!

oh man i love it!!!!!!!

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OMG- I just blew coffee all over my macbook, not good, but well worth it. That is hilarious!!

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No coffee for me in the afternoon but I did all most wet myself from laughing. Who ever came up with that comparison is nearly a genius. Awesome. Absolutly hilarious.

 

[wegner36]

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Hey, I like it! I love my Dodge and the other probably a little more.Where's that leave you guys?

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a rather weak attmept at a save...let me explain it for you since you've misunderstood....your dodge has one...it's beneath the hood

and THA4 come on a chevy venture mini van could drive home after that little dinger the silverado would have ROARED home!!!

 

[lxshooter]

Ford backwards....


D.river
R.eturns
O.n
F.oot.

 

[teeroy]

D.odge
R.ARELY
O.utruns
F.ord

 

[KansasHeadHunter]

A Modern Parable...........A Japanese company ( Toyota ) and an American company (General Motors) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River . Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race.
On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile.
The Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate the reason for the crushing defeat. A management team made up of senior management was formed to inve stigate and recommend appropriate action.
Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the American team had 8 people steering and 1 person rowing.
Feeling a deeper study was in order, American management hired a consulting company and paid them a large amount of money for a second opinion.
They advised, of course, that too many people were steering the boat, while not enough people were rowing.
Not sure of how to utilize that information, but wanting to prevent another loss to the Japanese, the rowing team's management structure was totally reorganized to 4 steering supervisors, 3 area steering superintendents and 1 assistant superintendent steering manager.
They also implemented a new performance system that would give the 1 person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder. It was called the 'Rowing Team Quality First Program' with meetings, dinners and free pens for the rower. There was discussion of getting new paddles, canoes and other equipment, extra vacation days for practices and bonuses.
The next year the Japanese won by two miles.
Humiliated, the American management laid off the rower for poor performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles, and canceled all capital investments for new equipment. The money saved was distributed to the Senior Executives as bonuses and the next year's racing team was out-sourced to India ..
Sadly, The End.
Here's something else to think about: Ford has spent the last thirty years moving all its factories out of the US , claiming they can't make money paying American wages.
TOYOTA has spent the last thirty years building more than a dozen plants inside the US . The last quarter's results:
TOYOTA makes 4 billion in profits while Ford racked up 9 billion in losses.
Ford folks are still scratching their heads.
IF THIS WASN'T SO SAD IT MIGHT BE FUNNY