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I posted this a few years back as a reply in a "controversial" thread that was ghosted by the mods (deservedly so). In the spirit of the slow time of year let's see if it makes it this time. I think I hit all the hot topics . Pile on...
MUST READ - HOT LEASE OPPORTUNITY
I have 1,200 acres for lease in SE Iowa that has been intensively managed and hunted by a "celebrity hunting couple" (who just love catchy phrases like "BBD Baby") the past few years. They may be hunting/filming the same day as you...but don't worry; they both will have makeup on and are always camera ready.
I'm only asking $3,400 / acre per day...if anyone approaches you while on property, please only respond in Chinese Mandarin or Hmong languages so you don't offend anyone.
The only other restriction for the lease is that you are only allowed to harvest mature shed bucks, so plan your vacations accordingly for late season..it might be cold so feel free to hunt out of your car. Tags are optional. Feel free to use spotlights. Ignore fences, they are there only for decoration. If you see trail cameras, please feel free to take them home as a souvenir. No shotguns or bows allowed, black assault-style centerfire weapons only!
P.S. Iowa residents need to apply, only rich non-residents are welcome.
Interested? Please email us at lee&tiffsfencedbucks@iowa-governors-tags.com
MUST READ - HOT LEASE OPPORTUNITY
I have 1,200 acres for lease in SE Iowa that has been intensively managed and hunted by a "celebrity hunting couple" (who just love catchy phrases like "BBD Baby") the past few years. They may be hunting/filming the same day as you...but don't worry; they both will have makeup on and are always camera ready.
I'm only asking $3,400 / acre per day...if anyone approaches you while on property, please only respond in Chinese Mandarin or Hmong languages so you don't offend anyone.
The only other restriction for the lease is that you are only allowed to harvest mature shed bucks, so plan your vacations accordingly for late season..it might be cold so feel free to hunt out of your car. Tags are optional. Feel free to use spotlights. Ignore fences, they are there only for decoration. If you see trail cameras, please feel free to take them home as a souvenir. No shotguns or bows allowed, black assault-style centerfire weapons only!
P.S. Iowa residents need to apply, only rich non-residents are welcome.
Interested? Please email us at lee&tiffsfencedbucks@iowa-governors-tags.com