teeroy
Life Member
Fw: HOW TO INSTALL A GREAT HOME SECURITY SYSTEM , CHEAP TOOOO...LOL
This might work!
HOW TO INSTALL A GREAT HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
Work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a
Copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more
Ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they
Attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.I don' think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside
This might work!
HOW TO INSTALL A GREAT HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
Work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a
Copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more
Ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they
Attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.I don' think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside
