Investing Wisely...

[Seth]

If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have $42 left.

With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left.

With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 left.

But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $100.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily
and recycle.

 

[JNRBRONC]

I bet your not planning on "investing" tonight, are you Birthday boy!

 

[Seth]

maybe just a little.... /forum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/tired.gif /forum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whistle.gif /forum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/crazy.gif

 

[Skully]

Get that aluminum stock portfolio piled up tonight B-Day Boy! /forum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif Have a good one /forum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cool.gif

 

[THA4]

hahahaha
funny stuff,Seth!!!!

amazing how much investing can be worth through different sources!!!

drink up!

 

[AIRASSAULT]

Happy Bday!

 

[muddy]

i won't call you then in search of a camera man.

hopefully it's a sign, you'll be sleeping it off while i shoot a hawg.

 

[bowhuntr311]

Or if I buried my $1000 in a coffee can in my back yard I would still have a $1000.

Happy B-day

Dean

 

[PalisadesTech]

Seth, you're an idiot. I got that email forward today too! happy birthday anyways. Don't forget, you can always call mom if you need a ride!!!!

 

[GOLDTIP]

Happy Birthday Tossi!!!! Wonder what you'll get for a present tonight?????????

 

[JakeWym]