I tried that “hide behind the fan” trick last Saturday. You’ll have to read about it in The Bowhunter. For now let’s just say I’m on Team Rotund for a reason.
You get my begrudging “atta boy”. For now.
Oh, by the way, defacing that sticker is same as defacing Old Glory or even the Constitution itself. Expect a midnight visit from a black Suburban full of hard men with big grudges.