joke

[teeroy]

A nurse walks into a bank, preparing to endorse a check.
She reaches in her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer
and tries to write with it.
She looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then
realizing her mistake, she says, "Well that's great... just
great............Some [censored]'s got my pen."

 

[G6]

81 views and no replies, it makes me think nobody has a sense of humor around here. I liked it Troy.

 

[Daver]

I just read it for the first time. Very funny! I love it.

 

[Skully]

Very good, hope she didn't have a habbit of chewing on the erasers!!!!

 

[Fishbonker]

Know how to tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thrmometer?

The taste.

I can remember a time when we used to REUSE oral and rectal thermometers. All we would do is soak 'em in alcohol for an hour. Rinse 'em in cold water. Spin them in a cetrafuge and right back into use. Don't thimk we even used a plastic sheath.

The oral thermometers were blue tipped and the rectal red. It wasn't uncommon to see an occasion mouth with a red thermometer sticking out of it. This was only done to "special" patients.

Actually, the bulb was differnt between the two. Rectal bulbs were shorter and more round and oral thinner and longer. Hows that for worthless trivia?

The 'Bonker

 

[Rackaddict]

Thanks for the good info. Trivia like that is never worthless.