Fishbonker
Life Member
I got this in an email today:
The Nail
Carla, a blonde city girl, marries a Colorado rancher.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Carla,
The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows
today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the
barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"
So then the rancher leaves for the fields.
After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the
front door.
Carla takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when
she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one...right here."
Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another
ditzy blonde, the man asks, "Tell me lady, how did you know this is the cow
to be bred?"
"That's simple. By the nail over its stall." Carla explains very confidently.
Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"
She turns and walks away, and with complete confidence, says, "I guess it's to hang your pants on."
The 'Bonker
The Nail
Carla, a blonde city girl, marries a Colorado rancher.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Carla,
The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows
today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the
barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"
So then the rancher leaves for the fields.
After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the
front door.
Carla takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when
she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one...right here."
Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another
ditzy blonde, the man asks, "Tell me lady, how did you know this is the cow
to be bred?"
"That's simple. By the nail over its stall." Carla explains very confidently.
Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"
She turns and walks away, and with complete confidence, says, "I guess it's to hang your pants on."
The 'Bonker
