little david

[teeroy]

Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher
> > asked the
> > children what their fathers did for a living. All the
> > typical answers came
> > up--fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. David was being
> > uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
> > about his
> > father.
> >
> > My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all
> > his
> > clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's
> > really good,
> > he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with
> > him for
> > money."
> >
> > The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly
> > set the
> > other children to work on some coloring, and took Little
> > David aside to ask
> > him, Is that really true about your father?"
> >
> > No," said David, "He plays for the Minnesota Vikings, but I
> > was too
> > embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
> >

 

[buckwheat]

Good one teeroy, I love it. GO BEARS!!!!

 

[Shredder]

So there is a Viking that is an exotic dancer and call guy???????? No wonder they play so horribly

 

[Skully]

That is way friggin funny!! I work with a Vikes fan so he'll hear this one before the day's up! GO EAGLES!!!

 

[medicsnoke]

Fireman typical.........pshhhh

 

[shadowpeople]

Ouch...56yd FG. Just my 2cents.

However, I don't condone the acts on the party boat. I do condone the 56 yd. FG.

 

[teeroy]

i bet that was one of the dudes on the party boat