Hardcorehunter
UL Shelter/Stove Geek
>
>A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the
>Dining room table:
>
>"To My Dear Wife,
>You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being
>54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I
>Value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope
>that
>You will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the
>evening
>with my 22 year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn. Please don't be
upset
>--- I shall be home before midnight."
>
>
>When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter
>on the dining room table:
>
>
>"My Dear Husband,
>I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being
>54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that
>you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our
>local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I
>will
>be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also
>the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your
>secretary,
>is 22 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent
>knowledge of Math, you will understand that we are in the same
>situation,
>although with one small difference...22 goes into 54 a lot more times
>than 54
>goes into 22. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow."
>A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the
>Dining room table:
>
>"To My Dear Wife,
>You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being
>54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I
>Value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope
>that
>You will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the
>evening
>with my 22 year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn. Please don't be
upset
>--- I shall be home before midnight."
>
>
>When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter
>on the dining room table:
>
>
>"My Dear Husband,
>I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being
>54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that
>you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our
>local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I
>will
>be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also
>the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your
>secretary,
>is 22 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent
>knowledge of Math, you will understand that we are in the same
>situation,
>although with one small difference...22 goes into 54 a lot more times
>than 54
>goes into 22. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow."
