Fishbonker
Life Member
I just tried a mouth call for the first time. I actually got it to make noise, but I was spewing more spit than I was sound and I wouldn’t say the sounds I made were anything close to a turkey or any other creature, real or imagined, on this planet.
How close to the roof of your mouth should the call be? The frame(?) was actually on my teeth so there was a gap of about, well, I don’t know, how long are my teeth, between the call and my hard palate. Should the call be snug against the roof of my mouth? Do I need to trim the plastic so the call fits inside my teeth?
If it is supposed to be tight to my palate, should the diaphragm be against my front teeth? A little confession, I thought the round part went in front because my teeth/bite are curved, I couldn’t get it to make a sound. Then I turned it around so the curved part was to the back and the reeds were to the front. Let’s just say the cat ran to hide under the bed.
Also, how do you clean and store them?
Another confession, now I know what a condom must taste like because it was made out of prophylactic grade material. Nuthin a sip of good bourbon won’t cure. I could also make a joke about having a prophylactic and a diaphragm in my mouth at the same time, but I won’t.
Thanks.
The ‘Bonker
How close to the roof of your mouth should the call be? The frame(?) was actually on my teeth so there was a gap of about, well, I don’t know, how long are my teeth, between the call and my hard palate. Should the call be snug against the roof of my mouth? Do I need to trim the plastic so the call fits inside my teeth?
If it is supposed to be tight to my palate, should the diaphragm be against my front teeth? A little confession, I thought the round part went in front because my teeth/bite are curved, I couldn’t get it to make a sound. Then I turned it around so the curved part was to the back and the reeds were to the front. Let’s just say the cat ran to hide under the bed.
Also, how do you clean and store them?
Another confession, now I know what a condom must taste like because it was made out of prophylactic grade material. Nuthin a sip of good bourbon won’t cure. I could also make a joke about having a prophylactic and a diaphragm in my mouth at the same time, but I won’t.
Thanks.
The ‘Bonker