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turkeyriver said:
There will be a support group meeting for Bonker's pro staff at his house on Halloween night. He will provide candy since he always goes trick or treating. CENTAWAY samples will be given away in direct proportion to the amount of beer you bring. For more info call 1-000-555-5555. Costumes optional but recommended to protect your identity.
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Prolly won't happen. My prostaffers are about as alpha male as you can get. The fight for the title of "Alpha Prostaffer" could be nasty if they all got together in one place at the same time. I am a firm believer in the mushroom principal when it comes to my prostaffers, keep 'em in the dark and only feed 'em crap. Otherwise one figures out that the other prostaffers are getting something they aren't and they whine like little girls. Well, come to think of it my prostaffers are my bitches……….
 
BOWDUDE, The ground up tire thing is intriguing. The whole green revolution, I like it. Even the bunny huggers would buy into it because we are 1: recycling and 2: making the deer impervious to broadheads. So this ties in perfectly with my broadhead in a can concept. Brilliant!

I like the way you think, except, of course, for the "send me your thinkin juice" part. Well, I do have about half a bottle of the worst tequila ever. I could sent that to ya, but you’d go blind. Kinda makes ya wonder why it took half the bottle to convince me it is the worst tequila ever doesn’t it?
 
Now in all my years of schooling I have learned that branding is key. Sweet logos, awesome hats, maybe even an unrelated product that it endorses like a big kettle to put on the stove and deep fat fry butter.

What's the plan here? Will there be a commercial with you shirtless kicking and hitting stuff saying 100% guaranteed??

. Sex sells Bonker
 
Good points, but I don’t think, even as dedicated as they are, that my bitches will get branded with my logo. They didn’t enjoy getting my name tattooed on their necks so branding is pretty much a non starter. Well, then again, Rocket ain’t been right in the head since the lightning strike. He might be willing to get branded. Couldn’t hurt as much as a lightning strike could it?

Sex does indeed sell. It has been helping pharmaceutical companies sell antibiotics for decades.

You did give me another idea though, deep fat fried breaded bacon. I think I just had a gustationgasm.
 
Why waste your time with name tattoos with todays modern day barcodes...

Better get that bitch on a
leash Bonker.
 
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